Haiku Review: 2010-11 Season

With the official last day of the 2010-2011 Men's basketball season upon us, I present my final thoughts on UNC's season:

So much fun to watch

a young team figure things out.

Next year: number six*

(*Seven if you count the Helm's title. "Six" works for the Haiku, though)

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Result: UNC; 29-8/ ACC Regular Season Champs/ NCAA Elite 8

Haiku Review: UNC v. Kentucky pt.2 (NCAA)

The threes fall like rain...
too bad just for the Wildcats.
Wait till next season!
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Result: UNC L; 69-76

Haiku Review: UNC v. Washington (NCAA)

Close shave for the Heels.
Neither team played much defense.
Sweet Sixteen!!! Get some!!!
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Result: UNC W; 86-83

Haiku Review: UNC v. Long Island

Long Island talked smack
and tried to run with the Heels.
Too bad they're so short.
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Result: UNC W; 102-87

Haiku Review: UNC v. Dook (Rd III) ACCT-Finals

Well...that sucked horse balls.

The Heels' charmed run ends quickly.

Now it's time to dance.

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Result: UNC L; 75-58 (grrrrr)

Haiku Review: UNC v. Clemson (ACCT-Semis)

See my last review.

Someone has charmed the Tar Heels.

Now if Dook will lose...

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Result: UNC W; 92-87 (OT)

Haiku Review: UNC v. Miami (ACCT-Quarters)

HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT!

Need to let that one sink in.

This team must be charmed.

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Result: UNC W; 61-59

Haiku Review: UNC v. the Dark lOrds Of dorKdom

You felt it coming...
this beatdown was WAY past due.

Evil falls once more.

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Result: UNC W; 81-67*

*Also: ACC CHAMPS, bitches!!!

Haiku Review: UNC v. FSU

Barnes has ice cold veins.
Heels fans have known this all year.
The 'Noles just found out.
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Result: UNC W; 72-70

Haiku Review: UNC v. Maryland

Again, a team learns
that you can't run with the Heels.
More-so when you're short.
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Result: UNC W; 87-76

Haiku Review: UNC v. NCSU

Ten wins in a row?
Red sportcoat isn't working.
How Lowe can you go?
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Result: UNC W; 75-63

Haiku Review: UNC v. BC

Couldn't watch too much.
Lowest scoring game ever.
Don't think I missed much.
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Result: UNC W; 48-47

Haiku Review: UNC v. Wake Forest

Sorry I'm so late.
UNC likes to shoot threes.
They don't make many.
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Result : UNC W 78-64

Haiku Review: UNC v. Clemson

Just one word: UG-LY.
Neither team could shoot the ball.
Heels manage a win.
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Result; UNC W; 64-62

Haiku Review: UNC v. The Dorkiest Minions of Hell

Ah, first half brilliance...
why must you leave so quickly?
Just to break my heart?
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Result: UNC L; 73-79*


(*also: FFFUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK!!!!!)

Haiku Review: UNC v. FSU

Heels pull together.
Kendall Marshall sends a note:
"How's Cali, Larry?"
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Result: UNC W; 89-69

Haiku Review: UNC v. BC

Murder in Boston!
Heels play to their potential,
bury the Eagles.
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Result: UNC W; 106-74

Haiku Review: UNC v. NCSU

Poor ol' Sidney Lowe...
Hanging by the thinnest thread.
Coaching search starts now.
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Result: UNC W; 84-64

Haiku Review: UNC v. Miami

Miami rained threes.
But the one that mattered most,
was Barnes'for the win!
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Result: UNC W; 74-71

Haiku Review: UNC v. Clemson

Kendall Marshall starts,
Reggie Bullock hits some shots,
and "The Streak" lives on.
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Result: UNC W; 75-65